When I’m married, I never want to fight in front of my kids because I know I hated seeing that shit.
(Source: jdgx)
- me: dude, i'm starving
- kids in africa: same
contrary to popular belief, vincent van gogh actually cut his ear off so he could not hear the haters
(Source: gradies)
if i had a voice like morgan freeman i would just walk around the streets following people and pretend to narrate their lives
